Re: 益菌多笑話

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※ 引述《houng (第三季)》之銘言: : ※ 引述《unbeatable (以最快的速度...)》之銘言: : : 我...........不懂...........~~>.<~~ : : 可不可以解釋一下? : ㄜ~請見益菌多廣告~ : 不過我稍微解釋一下~ : 益菌多主要以「愛情活菌」做為廣告詞, : 由Elva蕭亞軒和平頭男一名擔綱演出, : 平頭男為了追求Elva, : 每天買一瓶益菌多及似Mr. Friendy的產品放於顯眼處, : 每當和蕭亞軒做完運動,蕭亞軒就可以喝到白稠甜美的活菌飲料, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 這句話讓我有身在sex版的錯覺.... 那個"和"字....是故意的嗎?^^|||| : 就這樣展開了純純的愛, : 廣告最後(15天),香汗淋漓的Elva望著空空的櫃子, : 失望的以為戀情結束,故一邊想著「結束了嗎?」這樣的語句。 : 卻意外的在腳踏車籃發現了她夢寐以求的圓柱體和姿態重疊的紙娃娃~ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 你絕對是故意的...^^|||||||| : 高興的笑了出來,平頭男看到了她的笑,愉快的走開, : 就是這樣一個純純的純愛廣告~~ : 因此上述的笑話,大概就是在講有人表錯情以為活菌是買給她(他)的, : 你(妳)沒買她(牠)還會暗想:「結束了嗎?」 : 對不起在這裡潑了這麼嚴肅的文章~對不起各位! ^^||||| 平常企鵝去sex版當間諜 現在換sex版反攻嗎?^^|||||| -- 文暢如水 氣貫如水 質恬如水 神逝如水 此灌水文也 Bear -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: 61-224-4-148.HINET-IP.hinet.net
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